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chideb · chideb

Dog Humor Why A Dog Is Better Than A Man Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence. Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out. Dogs think you are a culinary genius. You can house train a dog. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong. Mi...

chideb · chideb

Dog Humor - The Dog Dictionary BATH: This is a process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently. BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind...

Island_Girl · Island_Girl

Hawaiianpup · Hawaiianpup

WeeKidsMom · WeeKidsMom

This is an older joke but I laugh til I cry every time I read it. Waxing This has to be one of the funniest and most God-awful scenarios I have ever heard of... Bless this woman!!! All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair...

Island_Girl · Island_Girl

Be nice to others because . . as time goes on, it will make a difference! Any questions???

chideb · chideb

My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.

Hawaiianpup · Hawaiianpup

lil luvs · lil luvs

Well, i haven't been on for a few days and totally missed this new section - i've just now finished all the jokes posted so far and just have to say ROFLMBO !!!! And I now need to go change my clothes cause i laughed to hard .... and you know the rest :)

chideb · chideb

Credit Cards Be sure & cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February & March for their annual service charges on her credit ca...

chideb · chideb

THEFT WARNING FOR WOMEN Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening every day. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was ju...

chideb · chideb

-- Edited by chideb at 18:09, 2007-08-21

WeeKidsMom · WeeKidsMom

THE PERFECT DRESS Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn tha...

ddansik · ddansik

NEW WINDOWS Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet. Now just because...

WeeKidsMom · WeeKidsMom

I've told you guys I'm a fan of the LOL cat pictures. There are lots of references to cats wanting cheeseburgers, if you've never seen them. I went on one of the sites today and look what I found!!

chideb · chideb

chideb · chideb

A beautiful blonde woman and her husband were at home one night. The husband notices his wife standing in front of the fridge with the freezer section open. She is standing there with a dead pan look on her face STARING into the freezer. Her husband watches her awhile. She continues standing, not movin...

WeeKidsMom · WeeKidsMom

Confession time. I'm an addict. I'm addicted to LOLcats. I have FOLDERS of LOL cat cartoons. Here is one of my favorites. Some are wicked and I can't post them here, but some are just adorable!

chideb · chideb

So, I sent that email to 10 friends like you said and now I am still waiting on my miracle you said would happen...

chideb · chideb

http://iam.homewithgod.com/thankyouamen/Common.html

Hawaiianpup · Hawaiianpup

Hawaiianpup · Hawaiianpup

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was very angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from to 200 in 4 seconds. And it better be there." The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she lo...

Hawaiianpup · Hawaiianpup

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want" So he tied her up and went golfing. ******************************************* A woman came home, screeching her car into the dri...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Stand by your man,,,,,,,,,,,, (Preview)	Hawaiianpup	3	300	Sep 5, 2007 by redweezie
	Why a dog is better than a man... (Preview) Dog Humor Why A Dog Is Better Than A Man Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence. Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out. Dogs think you are a culinary genius. You can house train a dog. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong. Mi...	chideb	4	273	Sep 4, 2007 by ChiAddict
	The Dog Dictionary.. (Preview) Dog Humor - The Dog Dictionary BATH: This is a process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently. BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind...	chideb	3	245	Sep 4, 2007 by redweezie
	Prayer.... (Preview)	Island_Girl	0	263	Sep 3, 2007 by Island_Girl
	You think? (Preview)	Hawaiianpup	4	318	Aug 31, 2007 by Stacey
	Waxing! (Preview) This is an older joke but I laugh til I cry every time I read it. Waxing This has to be one of the funniest and most God-awful scenarios I have ever heard of... Bless this woman!!! All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair...	WeeKidsMom	5	291	Aug 31, 2007 by Radar_Love
	Be nice to others..... (Preview) *Be nice* to others because . . as time goes on, it will make a difference! Any questions???**	Island_Girl	0	286	Aug 31, 2007 by Island_Girl
	Prayers (Preview) My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.	chideb	2	257	Aug 27, 2007 by Island_Girl
	Going to the pool............... (Preview)	Hawaiianpup	0	263	Aug 26, 2007 by Hawaiianpup
	Finally caught up (Preview) Well, i haven't been on for a few days and totally missed this new section - i've just now finished all the jokes posted so far and just have to say ROFLMBO !!!! And I now need to go change my clothes cause i laughed to hard .... and you know the rest :)	lil luvs	0	240	Aug 25, 2007 by lil luvs
	Credit Cards (Preview) Credit Cards Be sure & cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February & March for their annual service charges on her credit ca...	chideb	3	277	Aug 22, 2007 by chideb
	Theft Warning for Women (Preview) THEFT WARNING FOR WOMEN Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening every day. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was ju...	chideb	2	277	Aug 21, 2007 by chideb
	Garfield's Philosophy.. and I agree.. (Preview) -- Edited by chideb at 18:09, 2007-08-21	chideb	1	376	Aug 21, 2007 by Hawaiianpup
	The Perfect Dress (Preview) THE PERFECT DRESS Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn tha...	WeeKidsMom	4	327	Aug 19, 2007 by Elena
	Another blonde joke (Preview) NEW WINDOWS Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet. Now just because...	ddansik	2	261	Aug 17, 2007 by chideb
	Cheeseburger! (Preview) I've told you guys I'm a fan of the LOL cat pictures. There are lots of references to cats wanting cheeseburgers, if you've never seen them. I went on one of the sites today and look what I found!!	WeeKidsMom	3	270	Aug 17, 2007 by Radar_Love
	Smile! (Preview)	chideb	5	280	Aug 17, 2007 by chideb
	Just another Blonde story.... (Preview) A beautiful blonde woman and her husband were at home one night. The husband notices his wife standing in front of the fridge with the freezer section open. She is standing there with a dead pan look on her face STARING into the freezer. Her husband watches her awhile. She continues standing, not movin...	chideb	1	262	Aug 16, 2007 by Hawaiianpup
	Ice Cream Man! (Preview) Confession time. I'm an addict. I'm addicted to LOLcats. I have FOLDERS of LOL cat cartoons. Here is one of my favorites. Some are wicked and I can't post them here, but some are just adorable!	WeeKidsMom	4	302	Aug 16, 2007 by Hawaiianpup
	Waiting (Preview) So, I sent that email to 10 friends like you said and now I am still waiting on my miracle you said would happen...	chideb	3	274	Aug 16, 2007 by Hawaiianpup
	The Death of Common Sense (Preview) http://iam.homewithgod.com/thankyouamen/Common.html	chideb	1	280	Aug 16, 2007 by redweezie
	Drivers beware............... (Preview)	Hawaiianpup	2	287	Aug 16, 2007 by redweezie
	The Forgotten Anniversary (Preview) Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was very angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from to 200 in 4 seconds. And it better be there." The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she lo...	Hawaiianpup	2	270	Aug 16, 2007 by redweezie
	Marriage Chuckles (Preview) One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want" So he tied her up and went golfing. ******************************************* A woman came home, screeching her car into the dri...	Hawaiianpup	1	278	Aug 16, 2007 by Radar_Love
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