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What is a Dog?

Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most 
comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, 
but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

They growl when they are not happy.

When you want to play, they want to play.

When you want to be alone, they want to play.

They are great at begging.

They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

They leave their toys everywhere.

They do disgusting things with their mouths and 
then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: Dogs are men in little fur coats.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of 
yourself with him and not only will he not scold you,
 but he will make a fool of himself too. 
Samuel Butler

One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're 
feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why. 
Author Unknown

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. 
Franklin P. Jones

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits
 in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. 
Phil Pastoret

With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth 
so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog. 
Edward Jesse

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
 Max Eastman

My goal in life is to be as good of a person 
my dog already thinks I am. 
Author Unknown

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the 
fun out of owning one. 
Andy Rooney