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My son works at a grocery store and brought this joke home.


The New  supermarket near our house has an
Automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
Distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows
Mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck
And cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing
Aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh
Buttered corn.

I'm afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.