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10 Things Only Women Understand

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10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.

9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.

8. Crying can be fun.

7. FAT CLOTHES.

6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack
can be considered a peak life experience.

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

3. A good man might be hard to find,
but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts
under ten minutes.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING
ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

1. OTHER WOMEN!

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I LOVE YOU DEB!!!

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Sooooooo true!!!

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ain't that the truth...lol

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I have to confess, I don't get the shoe thing. I have a pair of Nikes. If I needed shoes for something else, I'd hit Payless and probably wear them once. LOL

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WeeKidsMom wrote:

I have to confess, I don't get the shoe thing. I have a pair of Nikes. If I needed shoes for something else, I'd hit Payless and probably wear them once. LOL


Oh my goodness, I am the complete opposite!  Even if I only wear a pair of shoes once, I still love to look at them sitting there looking pretty.  It drives my daughter nuts to go shopping with me, we can't pass a shoe store without going in just to look :)  Shoes are a problem for me.....and now it seems chihuahua's too, lol!



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WeeKidsMom wrote:

I have to confess, I don't get the shoe thing. I have a pair of Nikes. If I needed shoes for something else, I'd hit Payless and probably wear them once. LOL


Oh my goodness, I am the complete opposite!  Even if I only wear a pair of shoes once, I still love to look at them sitting there looking pretty.  It drives my daughter nuts to go shopping with me, we can't pass a shoe store without going in just to look :)  Shoes are a problem for me.....and now it seems chihuahua's too, lol!


OK so you and I are NEVER going shopping. biggrin I love MY shoes, they are falling apart and the idea of new shoes makes me queasy. I hate trying them on, I hate spending money on shoes, there isn't anything about it I like. LOL Until I find good shoes.
 Now I will really freak you out. I've been buying the SAME shoes for years. Nike Excelerators. I just grab whatever ones are on sale when I need new ones. smile I think the ones I have now have blue trim. Don't quote me though, I just look for the size and that they are basically white.



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I have to confess, I don't get the shoe thing. I have a pair of Nikes. If I needed shoes for something else, I'd hit Payless and probably wear them once. LOL


Oh my goodness, I am the complete opposite!  Even if I only wear a pair of shoes once, I still love to look at them sitting there looking pretty.  It drives my daughter nuts to go shopping with me, we can't pass a shoe store without going in just to look :)  Shoes are a problem for me.....and now it seems chihuahua's too, lol!


OK so you and I are NEVER going shopping. biggrin I love MY shoes, they are falling apart and the idea of new shoes makes me queasy. I hate trying them on, I hate spending money on shoes, there isn't anything about it I like. LOL Until I find good shoes.
 Now I will really freak you out. I've been buying the SAME shoes for years. Nike Excelerators. I just grab whatever ones are on sale when I need new ones. smile I think the ones I have now have blue trim. Don't quote me though, I just look for the size and that they are basically white.


Ok, that seems bizzarre to me....were you completely serious about not knowing what colour your shoes are???disbelief.gif  Quite often I buy shoes that are totally uncomfortable, but soooo prettysmile, but I will admit, I do tend to try and find comfy cute shoes for everyday wear, I was so happy when UGGs came in!



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OK so you and I are NEVER going shopping. biggrin I love MY shoes, they are falling apart and the idea of new shoes makes me queasy. I hate trying them on, I hate spending money on shoes, there isn't anything about it I like. LOL Until I find good shoes.
 Now I will really freak you out. I've been buying the SAME shoes for years. Nike Excelerators. I just grab whatever ones are on sale when I need new ones. smile I think the ones I have now have blue trim. Don't quote me though, I just look for the size and that they are basically white.


Ok, that seems bizzarre to me....were you completely serious about not knowing what colour your shoes are???disbelief.gif  Quite often I buy shoes that are totally uncomfortable, but soooo prettysmile, but I will admit, I do tend to try and find comfy cute shoes for everyday wear, I was so happy when UGGs came in!


Yeah, I'm serious. I mean they are WHITE tennis shoes. But they change the trim colors each season. Or maybe each year. I don't really know. And the ones I have now I think are blue trim, but I'd have to go and check. I notice if like they have lime green or pink as the two choices in trim. I'd buy the pink. But ask me a couple weeks later and I wouldn't be able to tell you probably. I'm like the UNshoe person I guess. smile
Oddly enough, I can tell you what color my son's shoes are though and he has about a dozen pairs.



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Ok, as I see it, all the more shoes for me :) LOL! I figure that it isn't as bad as my friend who collects purses, she is the only one I know who has an authentic Louis Vuitton, plus a closet full of others, and she is another non-shoe person. She got me hooked on purses too, but I stick to the cheaper knock-offs.

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Ok, as I see it, all the more shoes for me :) LOL! I figure that it isn't as bad as my friend who collects purses, she is the only one I know who has an authentic Louis Vuitton, plus a closet full of others, and she is another non-shoe person. She got me hooked on purses too, but I stick to the cheaper knock-offs.


I got my purse at a garage sale. biggrin I know, I'm terrible.  I don't really have a lot of anything like that I guess. The thing I have the *most* of is hair scrunchies, I guess.  But that is because they are absolute favorite dog toys around here. Angel knows how to put one in her mouth, stick a paw in the loop and shoot scrunchies for the other dogs to chase.smile
Now ask me about my Barbies and you will find out about my own little weakness.  blush.gif



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Ok, as I see it, all the more shoes for me :) LOL! I figure that it isn't as bad as my friend who collects purses, she is the only one I know who has an authentic Louis Vuitton, plus a closet full of others, and she is another non-shoe person. She got me hooked on purses too, but I stick to the cheaper knock-offs.


I got my purse at a garage sale. biggrin I know, I'm terrible.  I don't really have a lot of anything like that I guess. The thing I have the *most* of is hair scrunchies, I guess.  But that is because they are absolute favorite dog toys around here. Angel knows how to put one in her mouth, stick a paw in the loop and shoot scrunchies for the other dogs to chase.smile
Now ask me about my Barbies and you will find out about my own little weakness.  blush.gif


OK, I will admit, I have a few Barbies of my own, and so does my daughter.

ROFLMAO!!!! The hair scrunchie thing is too hilarious!!!  What a smart pup she is!  Now THAT is something that you absolutely have to get on video and post for us to see.  You could probably enter it in Funniest Home Videos and win!



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