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ChiAddict · ChiAddict

I am not a Mom yet, but I recieved this in my e-mail today and figured I do have a Mom. I wanted to share! Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puk...

ChiAddict · ChiAddict

Great message for sure! There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head. Well,' she said, 'I think I'll braid my hair today?' So she did and she had a wonderful day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two...

Island_Girl · Island_Girl

I got this in an email, and I thought it was too sweet not to share :) This is one of the kindest things I've ever experienced. I have no way to know who sent it, but there is a kind soul working in the dead letter office of the US postal service. Our 14 year old dog, Abbey, died last month. The day after s...

ChiMom79 · ChiMom79

Have your PC sound turned on/up! Enjoy! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/snowglobe

chideb · chideb

Also known as good common sense...lol http://bettsgarden.com/farmer.html -- Edited by chideb at 00:23, 2007-12-03

Island_Girl · Island_Girl

Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food.The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the sligh...

Hawaiianpup · Hawaiianpup

teanicole · teanicole

saw this on the net the other day..had to post it..

Hawaiianpup · Hawaiianpup

Tuesday, October 30, 2007~ When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

happycropper · happycropper

Dog Show Definitions. ..1. Great stud dog ............ ... Mounts anything that can fog a mirror. 2. Excels in movement ............ ......... .... If he gets loose, run like hell. 3. Personality Plus ............ ..... Wakes up if you put liver up his nose. 4. Good bite ............ ......... .......

Island_Girl · Island_Girl

Ok, I sure hope it worked this time!! -- Edited by Island_Girl at 18:32, 2007-10-31

chideb · chideb

Cute vid of lots of doggies.... http://www.buffalos jokes.com/ 072712.htm

chideb · chideb

IBELIEVEINYOU

chideb · chideb

1. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. 2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. 4. Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker....

WeeKidsMom · WeeKidsMom

http://birdloversonly.blogspot.com/2007/09/may-i-have-this-dance.html

ChiAddict · ChiAddict

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers Dogs are not our whole lif...

Hawaiianpup · Hawaiianpup

Hawaiianpup · Hawaiianpup

chideb · chideb

http://www.flowgo.com/funny/13461_the-bikini-ballad.html

chideb · chideb

Please turn on your speakers..hope you get a laugh. http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/gpets.html

chideb · chideb

chideb · chideb

Angry? Make Doilies! As a new bride, Aunt Dottie moved into the small home on her husband's ranch. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it. For 50 years Uncle Ed left the box alone, until Aunt Dottie was old and dying. One day when he was putting their affairs i...

chideb · chideb

What is a Dog? Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When y...

chideb · chideb

Don't Step On The Ducks! Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven ... don't step on the ducks." So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to ste...

chideb · chideb

Because I'm A Man Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in. Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine...

Hawaiianpup · Hawaiianpup

chideb · chideb

10 Things Only Women Understand 10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes. 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white. 8. Crying can be fun. 7. FAT CLOTHES. 6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch. 5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack ca...

chideb · chideb

Dog Humor - Dog Mind Games After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especially good if it's right before your humans bedtime. Act like a convicted criminal. When the humans come home, put your ears back, t...

WeeKidsMom · WeeKidsMom

My son works at a grocery store and brought this joke home. The New supermarket near our house has an Automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of Distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows Mooing and witn...

Island_Girl · Island_Girl

GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE 1. You sell your h...

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	Being a Mom (Preview) I am not a Mom yet, but I recieved this in my e-mail today and figured I do have a Mom. I wanted to share! Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puk...	ChiAddict	3	310	Dec 5, 2007 by redweezie
	Attitude. (Preview) Great message for sure! There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head. Well,' she said, 'I think I'll braid my hair today?' So she did and she had a wonderful day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two...	ChiAddict	3	300	Dec 5, 2007 by redweezie
	Sweet.... (Preview) I got this in an email, and I thought it was too sweet not to share :) This is one of the kindest things I've ever experienced. I have no way to know who sent it, but there is a kind soul working in the dead letter office of the US postal service. Our 14 year old dog, Abbey, died last month. The day after s...	Island_Girl	5	291	Dec 4, 2007 by ChiAddict
	Fun and cute holiday snowglobe! (Preview) Have your PC sound turned on/up! Enjoy! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/snowglobe	ChiMom79	5	335	Dec 4, 2007 by Stacey
	An Old Farmer's Advice (Preview) Also known as good common sense...lol http://bettsgarden.com/farmer.html -- Edited by chideb at 00:23, 2007-12-03	chideb	3	282	Dec 3, 2007 by happycropper
	For Pet People... (Preview) Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food.The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the sligh...	Island_Girl	3	275	Nov 29, 2007 by redweezie
	Maxine's Thanksgiving (Preview)	Hawaiianpup	4	375	Nov 22, 2007 by redweezie
	crazy straw (Preview) saw this on the net the other day..had to post it..	teanicole	1	369	Nov 17, 2007 by Nana_Becky
	Thought For Today~ (Preview) Tuesday, October 30, 2007~ When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.	Hawaiianpup	27	600	Nov 7, 2007 by Island_Girl
	dog show defintions (Preview) Dog Show Definitions. ..1. Great stud dog ............ ... Mounts anything that can fog a mirror. 2. Excels in movement ............ ......... .... If he gets loose, run like hell. 3. Personality Plus ............ ..... Wakes up if you put liver up his nose. 4. Good bite ............ ......... .......	happycropper	0	266	Nov 6, 2007 by happycropper
	Happy Hallowe'en everyone!!! (Preview) Ok, I sure hope it worked this time!! -- Edited by Island_Girl at 18:32, 2007-10-31	Island_Girl	10	328	Nov 3, 2007 by Stacey
	Funny doggies vid.. (Preview) Cute vid of lots of doggies.... http://www.buffalos jokes.com/ 072712.htm	chideb	2	271	Nov 2, 2007 by chideb
	I Believe in You (Preview) IBELIEVEINYOU	chideb	4	302	Oct 30, 2007 by Nana_Becky
	Life ... (Preview) 1. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. 2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. 4. Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker....	chideb	5	319	Oct 24, 2007 by ChiAddict
	Cute bird! (Preview) http://birdloversonly.blogspot.com/2007/09/may-i-have-this-dance.html	WeeKidsMom	3	306	Oct 13, 2007 by Island_Girl
	Dog Philosophy (Preview) The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers Dogs are not our whole lif...	ChiAddict	0	250	Sep 27, 2007 by ChiAddict
	True friends............. (Preview)	Hawaiianpup	4	299	Sep 19, 2007 by redweezie
	Simply~Maxine (Preview)	Hawaiianpup	7	300	Sep 19, 2007 by redweezie
	The Bikini Ballad (Preview) http://www.flowgo.com/funny/13461_the-bikini-ballad.html	chideb	1	306	Sep 19, 2007 by redweezie
	Why God gave us pets... (Preview) Please turn on your speakers..hope you get a laugh. http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/gpets.html	chideb	5	324	Sep 19, 2007 by redweezie
	Some Men Never Learn.. (Preview)	chideb	4	289	Sep 19, 2007 by redweezie
	Angry? Make Doilies (Preview) Angry? Make Doilies! As a new bride, Aunt Dottie moved into the small home on her husband's ranch. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it. For 50 years Uncle Ed left the box alone, until Aunt Dottie was old and dying. One day when he was putting their affairs i...	chideb	1	287	Sep 19, 2007 by redweezie
	What is a Dog? (Preview) What is a Dog? Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When y...	chideb	1	273	Sep 19, 2007 by redweezie
	Don't Step on the Ducks! (Preview) Don't Step On The Ducks! Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven ... don't step on the ducks." So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to ste...	chideb	1	285	Sep 19, 2007 by redweezie
	Because I am a Man (Preview) Because I'm A Man Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in. Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine...	chideb	1	279	Sep 19, 2007 by redweezie
	Why men should not take messages~ (Preview)	Hawaiianpup	3	272	Sep 18, 2007 by redweezie
	Ten Things Only Women Understand.. (Preview) 10 Things Only Women Understand 10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes. 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white. 8. Crying can be fun. 7. FAT CLOTHES. 6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch. 5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack ca...	chideb	11	319	Sep 16, 2007 by Island_Girl
	Dog mind games.. (Preview) Dog Humor - Dog Mind Games After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especially good if it's right before your humans bedtime. Act like a convicted criminal. When the humans come home, put your ears back, t...	chideb	5	298	Sep 11, 2007 by Elena
	Grocery Store (Preview) My son works at a grocery store and brought this joke home. The New supermarket near our house has an Automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of Distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows Mooing and witn...	WeeKidsMom	3	329	Sep 6, 2007 by Radar_Love
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